Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.