How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.