Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa