Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"