Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa