What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger