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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)