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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em