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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.