Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!