Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.