Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!