Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.