Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.