Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.