What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.