What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.