What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home