What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.