What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.