What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.