What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.