What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!