What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.