What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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because he's too short to be called an essay.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars