What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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It uses a plant stand.

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There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.