What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.