What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

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What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.