What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.