What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

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Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.