What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.