What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.