What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.