What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.