What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.