What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4