What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!