What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!