Because he was Uber busy.
A quarter to three.
Because they live under Iraq.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Your family has impeccable taste.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
A screwdriver
