Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.