Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver