Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!