What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you