What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you