What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!