What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!