What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Pull Pork Jokes More Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.