What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Viet-nom.

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Loinback.

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Pull down his pants.

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You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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He was dis-gruntled!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork