Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS