Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.