Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug