What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!