What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!