What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!