Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.