Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.