What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !