What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.