What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.