Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.