Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming