Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.