Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower