Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.