What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.