What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!