Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.