How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

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What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.