How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal