How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."