How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer