How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.