How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!