What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.