What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Aunt Jokes More Aunt Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Richard Jokes More Richard Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!