Let's just be cousins.
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His cousin with the DVD player
Can we still be cousins?"
Cousins
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Because it's all relative.
Because she was his relative
He married his cousin.
Cousins.....
Entering the friend zone.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
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Let's go back to being cousins.
It's all relative.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A spot-weiler!
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
The world's slowest vampire.
Leeches and scream.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
A: Highway 55.
The mainstream
He who smelt it, dealt it.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
You drop it on her twice.
Banks
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
