What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???