What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh