What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh