What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent