What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!