What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.