What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.