What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!