What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!