What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.