What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.