Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
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He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
A Krismas goose.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
I Bruce easily don't hit me !
Penny Bruce
WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!
Hyaaaaatt!
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
WATAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
Show him what you're made of!
His loving knife.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
