Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !