Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Web Developer Jokes More Web Developer Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead