Smashed potatoes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Whedon?
Because a black widow has no husband.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Hydra-Gin
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Because they heard he's a web developer
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
It was leave your keys at the door.
A swallow.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
With a monkey wrench.
She complains to a man.
A Dell
He wipes the hard drive.
My husband be dead
Natasha Ramenoff
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Nun
Peter Parkinsons
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
