Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Bruce Jenner Jokes More Bruce Jenner Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Smash Potato Jokes More Smash Potato Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.