Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho