Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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One Jokes More One Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!