Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)