Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.