Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.