Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.