How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.