How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.