Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Offswitch.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.