How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.