How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers