How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General