Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
A Brazilian.
Change !
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"