How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.