How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!