How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.