How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!