How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.