How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.