How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!