How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.