How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!