How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!