How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.