How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!