Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.