What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.