What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.