How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.