How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What's the first step of fire safety?

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Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.