How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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Freezing.

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A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.