A: A cramberry.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A fruit by the foot
A Coconut.
Because he would just go home and master bait.
A HISSSSStorian.
Because the testicles
Coat-Hanger Abortions
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!