What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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No, YOU the bomb.

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I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.