What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.