What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.