What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...