What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.