What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!