Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.