Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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With a firm handshake.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.