Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Allo-cate

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A herrocopter

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Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.