Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

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the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Aloha Akbar.

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."