Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.