Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim