Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa