How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Sand Sanitizer.

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Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.