How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !