What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution