Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.