Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.