Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks