What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.