What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.