What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.