Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.