Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!