Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!