Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
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My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even