Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.