Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.