Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.