What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

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Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit