What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard