What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate