What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"