What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit